- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
is anyone really happy with their nose
They say that time heals all wounds, but we never live long enough to test that theory…José Saramago, ”The Cave,” translation by Margaret Jull Costa (via american-pakistanian)
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
i have to be funny because being hot is not an option